There is many things to discuss, and I will get to them in due time, but for now just a small update to tell you my new theory. I have a theory that Santa Claus is in fact part ninja. That is the only way he can get in and out of your house every Christmas without ever being seen!

So this year, when you’re hanging up your stockings and leaving out chocolates, address them to NINJA CLAUS!! You may even get extra presents. Then again you might get a ninja star to the face for discovering his secret…

That is all.

OK, I just find this story absolutely hilarious. I would so do something as insane if I had the money to change my name again, but I think once is enough.

A teenager from Glastonbury is the proud owner of what is thought to be the world’s longest name.

He has changed it by deed poll to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine the Hulk and the Flash Combined.

The 19 year old – formerly called George Garratt – said he thought it was ‘a funny thing to do’.

Credit: BBC.co.uk